Strange Beauty Treatments – Face Slapping

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In the last post we told you about a hair and beauty treatment that is sort of, well, gross. This time we are going to tell you about a beauty treatment that is less gross, but equally strange and confusing. If you somehow managed to not read the title of this post, its about slapping people’s faces to make them beautiful.


In short, a San Francisco massage parlour will repeatedly slap you in the face for $350. Here is a picture of the treatment in action, with a customer that has the “I’m not sure how I feel about this” look on his face.

 

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He just wanted a haircut.

 

Apparently, the treatment can reduce wrinkles for up to 6 months. This is the case because the slapping brings blood to the surface of the skin or something, and this claim is backed by various studies and trials. Oh wait, no its not. It is backed by one Thai lady which is coincidentally the same lady who owns the massage parlour.

There are other treatments that are similar to this, and they bring blood to the surface of the skin to reduce wrinkles. So who knows, she might be on to something.

 

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See, these people look amazing.

 

If you need to get slapped in the face on a budget, you can pay $1000 for four treatments. As a bonus, if you tell your significant other that you spent $1000 to get professionally hit in the face, you are probably going to get some extra treatments from them.

 

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HERE’S ONE FOR FREE YOU DUMBASS
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3 Responses

  1. Oh, that really made me laugh! A free slap is something that can save us a lot of money! Thanks for sharing the bizarre way of face treatment to your readers. I think the method is quite scientific but the price is too much for each session. $20 per session will be enough for just few face slaps. Someone we know can also do it to us for free and not due to burst of anger.

  2. Maybe I can slap my face instead of paying someone to do it for me. The price is ridiculously expensive! I will not go for that. If I learned that my husband paid a thousand bucks for face slaps treatments, I will surely give him a lot of free slaps!lol!

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