Boost Your Hair Growth

You might think that your hair will grow at the same pace throughout your entire life, but did you know that you can actually increase your hair growth by up to 40%? You might be wondering why anyone would want to do that, and we are not sure either. But if you did, it would sure be good for business!

I’m going to need another appointment in 3 days.

Apparently, the pace at which your hair grows depends on many factors, including race, diet, gender, and probably some other things we don’t even know about yet. One of those factors is apparently oxygenation. So basically, if you want to increase your hair growth for whatever reason, you should just stand in the wind or sit underneath a very enthusiastic ceiling fan for extended periods of time.

We don’t recommend trying this method, however, mostly because we just made it up. But that doesn’t change the fact that increasing your hair growth speed is actually possible. It is amusing to consider that slow hair growth enough of a problem in people’s lives that they invented products for it. Which seems very much like a first-world problem to us.

*Sniffle*
“My hair doesn’t grow nearly as fast as I would prefer it to.”