So just relax, we got this. We are committed to conducting our business in accordance with these principles in order to ensure that the confidentiality of personal information is well protected. Plus, we have wicked sharp shears and eye-stinging hair spray o defend it with.
Now what are you going to do for us? You will agree to the following… or else. Ok. Just leave. That’s all you can really tell you to do.
By checking out our awesome site, you are totally agreeing to be bound by these website Terms and Conditions of Use, and all applicable laws and regulations. Also, you agree that you have to be happy about it. If you do not agree with any of these terms, we feel bad for you, because you are prohibited from using or accessing this gem of a site. All materials and content that is contained within this website are protected by applicable copyright, trade mark law, and large ravenous dogs.
2. Use License
a. Because we are so generous, we allow you to temporarily download one, and only one, copy of the content on Dollhouse Hair Boutique’s website for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. If you download two, the second will automatically explode and burn you with raw justice.
This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:
i. Modify or copy our amazing materials
ii. use the materials for commercial purpose, or for any public display. In fact, don’t even read it on the bus, just in case anyone else can see it.
iii. attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Dollhouse Hair Boutique’s website, you evil genius
iiv. Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from any of our materials.
iv. Transfer the materials to another person or “mirror” the materials on any other server, like some kind of demon child.
b. If you violate any of these restrictions by Dollhouse Hair Boutique at any time, this license shall automatically terminate, and sophisticated lawyer-cyborgs will send you a series of mildly irritating nasty-grams. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy (respectfully) any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic, printed, or tattoo format.
a. The materials on Dollhouse Hair Boutique’s website are provided “as is”, and if you don’t like it, well boo-hoo. Dollhouse Hair Boutique makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability (prices), fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. The website is an advertising campaign run by another company, you can’t sue anyone or demand certain prices because you think the world should bow to you.
b. Dollhouse Hair Boutique does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site. If something is wrong with the site, don’t get emotional about it. If you do, you should probably talk to someone about that.
5. Revisions and Errata
The materials appearing on Dollhouse Hair Boutique’s website could include technical, typographical, pornographic, or photographic errors. We are humans ok? So take it easy, buddy. Dollhouse Hair Boutique does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. However, we do warrant that our materials are wicked cool, and you love us for making them. Dollhouse Hair Boutique may make changes (usually fun) to the materials contained on its web site at any time without telling you. Dollhouse Hair Boutique does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials, because we are usually, you know, kind of busy running a salon and everything.
The internet is filled with crazies, so Dollhouse Hair Boutique has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its Internet web site, and is not responsible for the (probably bad) contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Dollhouse Hair Boutique of the site. Use of any such linked web site is at the user’s own risk. Basically, if a sucky website links to us, its not our fault what is on that site. If you think it is our fault, you are probably one of the crazies.
8. Governing Law
Any claim, no matter how ridiculous or funny, relating to Dollhouse Hair Boutique’s website shall be governed by the laws around here – the laws of Alberta, Canada.